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If everything's a metaphor...

Since tumblr isn't as private as I thought it was, I might as well be upfront.
My name is Vicki. I'm old, which in this case means I've entered my twenties. I find humor in almost everything.
When I grow up, I want to make music.

Sep 20th at 11PM / via: artforadults / op: estagnou / 452 notes

artforadults:

Panmela Castro

(Source: estagnou)


Sep 14th at 4PM / via: quietfirecracker / op: huffingtonpost / 536,160 notes

inertialicious:

lissymac37:

huffingtonpost:

People have offered many potential explanations for this discrepancy, but this ad highlights the importance of the social cues that push girls away from math and science in their earliest childhood years.

Watch the powerful Verizon advertisement to really understand what a little girl hears when you tell her she’s pretty.

This is so important. Girls pay attention. Boys, if you are a brother, father, cousin of a girl, pay attention.

This is CRITICAL

(Source: youtube.com)


msdisneyprincess:

firstworlddisneyproblems:

This is sickeningly perfect.  

"Are you holding on to something? Is there something in there?"


"I think it’s weird that teenage girls know more about giving blowjobs than they do about masturbation. It makes me sick to my stomach that so many young girls think sex is just about a guy finishing." 

Sep 12th at 7AM / via: raychillster / op: ine-vest / 143,887 notes

Elizabeth Olsen 

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(Source: ine-vest)


Sep 12th at 7AM / via: aquawoman / op: kingjaffejoffer / 26,935 notes

kingjaffejoffer:

salute a real nigga when you see one


Sep 7th at 12AM / via: patpotato / op: archie-edits / tagged: vintage. retro. 70s. / 34,661 notes
archie-edits:

"The Bridesmaid"  from Secret Romance #15 (1971) by Charlton Comics

archie-edits:

"The Bridesmaid"  from Secret Romance #15 (1971) by Charlton Comics


Sep 2nd at 9PM / via: marilynstays / op: adeyami / 50 notes

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Aug 30th at 7AM / via: shimozu / op: pal3trash / 51,641 notes

badbunnyfoofoo:

just-paper:

pal3trash:

I hate that gif for fitting the song perfectly

That should not have been that fun to dance to

Does anyone else think this sounds like early 2000s NSYNC when sped up?

(Source: part-time-princess-mia)


"This is a rarity for something like this to happen,” the spokeswoman said." 

Aug 26th at 7PM / via: caracaracara / op: kelsium / 39 notes

Firing range instructor dies after being shot by nine-year-old girl - LA Times

EXCEPT IT’S REALLY FUCKING NOT.

(via kelsium)

WHY IN THE EVERLOVING FUCK WOULD A 9 YEAR OLD NEED TO LEARN HOW TO SHOOT AN UZI?!

(via caracaracara)

I seriously thought this was The Onion bc this shit is so dumb.


tobitakas:

despairkomaeda:

I NEED THE WRESTLING GIF WHERE THE REF SLIDES ALONG THE FLOOR THATS MY FAV

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also as an added bonus

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