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If everything's a metaphor...

Since tumblr isn't as private as I thought it was, I might as well be upfront.
My name is Vicki. I'm old, which in this case means I've entered my twenties. I find humor in almost everything.
When I grow up, I want to make music.

Apr 21st at 8AM / via: shimozu / op: catleecious / 10,192 notes

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Apr 7th at 9PM / via: thisblackwitch / op: u-gotta-kik / 189,888 notes
jonwheeler4:

Taco cat spelt backwards is taco cat

jonwheeler4:

Taco cat spelt backwards is taco cat

(Source: u-gotta-kik)


isaidfuckyouandyoureyebrows:

I may have come up with the best name ever.

isaidfuckyouandyoureyebrows:

I may have come up with the best name ever.


Mar 23rd at 6PM / via: thisblackwitch / op: buttonpoetry / 7,101 notes

buttonpoetry:

Alex Dang - “What Kind of Asian Are You?” (NPS 2013)

"Let me tell you about the struggle of Asian parents not knowing the language, so we ate pet food because it was cheaper."

Performing at the 2013 National Poetry Slam.


Mar 23rd at 12PM / via: thisblackwitch / op: kreyolcoco / 2,084 notes

kreyolcoco:

Yall simple negros will watch 30 hours of illuminati symbolism videos on YouTube but wont connect the dots in your own lives about simple shit like colorism, sexism, homophobia and mental illness.

An expert on the lizard conspiracy but cant put 2 and 2 together that black people like gold chains cause they are attainable wealth and nice things, not cause we are used to slave and prison shackles.

don’t forget to add organized religion.


Mar 17th at 12PM / via: shimozu / op: cheesedragon117 / 6,728 notes

cheesedragon117:

Who needs combos, just learn how to do this and win by default.


💏💖💖#goodmorningbeautiful he doesn’t like it when I take his picture. :/

💏💖💖#goodmorningbeautiful he doesn’t like it when I take his picture. :/


blog-anglophonic:

Last night on Jeopardy.

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#santa muerte


Feb 13th at 4PM / via: saxaxe / op: superqueerartsyblog / 115,138 notes

superqueerartsyblog:

Comic about slurs, published in the Galago magazine last summer. 


Feb 8th at 2PM / via: lipsredasroses / op: prozdvoices / 69,226 notes

disneyineveryway:

prozdvoices:

Goofy sings Let It Go

image

I’m no singer, but I like this song, so I thought, why don’t I RUIN IT.

hahahahahhaha help me Goofy is the queen